This is a submission for Kevin’s No Theme Thursday.
A Pirate’s Dream (Part One)
“Arr! Shiver me timbers!”
On a long and tiring journey
Sailing through the waters
Is a Captain who shows no mercy
Upon a treacherous sea

A wench who will make you pay
Downing swigs of dark rum
She’s known for her wily ways
Overboard the previous Captain went
In the midst of a dangerous fight
Her siren’s laughter beckons
With a tempestuous spirit that’s bright

To further coasts she travels
With her crew she brawls and loots
Scouring for jewels among rubble
And maybe a new pair of boots?

As days go on, nights are weary
Sailing through faraway lands
“Which one of ya stole my diamond?!”
The Captain angrily demands
If she learns who the traitor be
Surely she’ll give him a shank
Better yet, for his foolish ways
She’d make him walk the plank!
©️ Laura Bennett
Hey! What can I say, the life of a pirate is a hard one! 🏴☠️ 🗡️ 🍹 🦜 💎 Yoho yoho it’s a pirate’s dream for me!
Also, it’s not my best but I’m done playing around with it 😆 I wanted to have a bit of fun!

Pirates are a tough group. Fun poem, Laura.
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Thanks Mary! Glad you liked it 😊 always so appreciated 🙏
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😆💖 it was a cute story though!
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Haha awww thank you! 😊 I’m glad you liked it 🙏 💕
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Great booty. As in the boots, of course. Never mind the diamond.
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Haha! Seems I’ve been writing about booty a lot lately 😆 and thank you!
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Quite a girl, cute but better to leave her alone, she gets things done 😋 her way 😊
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Haha! She might be a bit of a hard one at times, yes! 👏 thank you 😊 always appreciated 🙏
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A pirates life for me! 🏴☠️😁 Awesome lovely. ☺️
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Thank you Alex! So glad you liked it 🏴☠️ just a bit of fun 😃
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I always like your work, even though I am a scallywag! 🤭🏴☠️
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Perfect!! We need more of you scallywags. Just don’t steal me diamonds or me loot (or me boots!) 👢 bahah 😆
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Your booty is all yours, cap’ 🤪😂
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I still don’t have an “official” official title on the crew, Cap’n! 🏴☠️
A fine, fine poem, Laura! Could be a song sung after barrels and barrels of rum! (Still kinda prefer bourbon, though…Just saying. 😉)
And if I find whomever stole the diamond…
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Ok, ok, I’ve got one for you! I looked up the ranks of pirate lore and here ‘tis: “the Master at Arms was the Captain’s closest collaborator and most trusted man. He was the foremost expert in the art of combat and war strategy. He also took care of the crew’s internal management, making sure that each of them performed their duties to the best of their abilities. Therefore, he was in charge of organizing the crew’s plans and actions when attacking a merchant ship or fighting, if necessary, against another crew.”
Sounds like a perfect fit for you! 🤪 Master of Arms it is!!! 😜 🏴☠️
Now, where’s me diamond at?! First order of business! 🗡️ 🔥 or else dem scallywags gonna walk de plank!
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Ah, excellent. A real title. 🏴☠️
Now I need to find the diamond. I may have to twist some arms. Right off, mind ye.
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Master of Arms, you break dem arms!!! 💎 it’s the Captain’s command! Lol 😆
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Also yes. I was trying to sing it lmao 😜 we can get some bourbon just for you, Master at Arms! Or is Master of Arms? Shit. And this makes sense too since you’re the King of the Arms exercises lol 😆 💪
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Of, At…I suppose either one works lol
Every day is arm day after all 😊
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I won’t argue with her, Laura.. nicely done❣️
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Haha thank you so much, Cindy! 💕 glad you liked it 🙏 much appreciated
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😹😹😹 So glad💓
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Those scurvy dogs!
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Them scallywags bout to walk de plank!
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Arrrrg.
Now where’s me grog?
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Why’s the rum always gone? 🍹
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Yo Ho, me ‘arties… Arr! A very fine rum indeed! Hang on, where’s me parrot? Nevermind that, where’s me peg leg? You wouldn’t be a cheating on me now would ye? 🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️⎈Arr!
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Haha 🤣 where’s the rum gone?!?! 🏴☠️ arrrr!!
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great, Laura…
I’m with Cindy here…won’t argue with her 😋
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Hahaha!! 😆 she might be a bit feisty lololol
And thank you Destiny 🙏 always so appreciative 😊
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😉 rather play it safe lol…
pleasure always 🤍
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You are very creative
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Thank you 😊 that’s very kind of you to say 🙏
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It’s really fun, Laura! Surely there’s some mystery surrounding that diamond. 🙂
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Hopefully the diamond is found and no one has to walk the plank 😆
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🙂
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Wait, part two? Did I see Part one? :::goes to see::::
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Hahahaha!! I thought you did so that’s weird lol
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You nailed this as good or better than part one, very nice. 🙏☕🙏
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Thank you, Ernie! I tried to just have some fun with it and not worry too much how it came out! 🙏 Hope you had a great Saturday 😊 always appreciated
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Robbed again?
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Yeah!! Those scoundrels!! Took my diamond 💎…they’re gonna pay lol 😆
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They better pay!😤😈
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“a new pair of boots” 👍🏻 A life of adventure definitely requires the proper attire, yes! Don’t forget the booty shorts. 😁 Great fun to follow your grand imagination and adventurous spirit, writer Laura. 🦜🏴☠️⛵
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Awww thank you Michele! 😊 booty shorts it is! 😆 🩳 (I’m not sure those are booty shorts but that’s what it’s giving me!) 😂 and it’s always appreciated, you’re such an inspiration to me with your kind and so supportive comments 🙏 always love to see your posts and your presence is a blessing 💕 and your pirate poem was the best!! 🏴☠️ 🦜 haha 🤣
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Pirate poetry is great fun, yes! 😁 Booty shorts, yes, that’s it. 🙌🏻 I am deeply touched and appreciate you very much, Laura. 🥹💕 Thank you. A lovely message to receive. 🙏🏻
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That’s really great! ✨️
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Haha thank you Steven! Glad you like it 😊 ✨ 🙏 ☕️
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Great work! Very fun poem. This reminds me of two very real female pirates – Anne Bonny and Mary Read.
Not that I’m trying to shamelessly promote my band (ok, maybe just a little ;-)), we wrote a song about them, Stand Fast Ready. It’s a hit at the Ren Fest 😉
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Yes! I was reading about these pirates actually recently – amazing you know who they are! And that’s so cool you have a band! 😆 love it!! Ahhh it’s been a wee minute since I’ve been to a Ren Fest as a pirate wench, now I want to go!! 🍺
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Then you must!! 😉
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I think you’re right! 😀
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Okay, call me morbid but I want to watch him walk the plank!
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Me too!! 🤣 😆
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A fantastic part 2, Laura!
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Thank you so much, Nicole 🙏 so kind of you 😊
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One writer i have lots to learn from👌
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You are far too kind 🙏
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